Shave that shit off your face
If you respect yourself get rid of the picture of you in your underwear
Admit your not 32
Stop taking myspace-esque photos of yourself with your camera phone
If your over 16 don't ever refer to kissing as making out
If your "married and looking" don't post a picture of yourself
Don''t elude to a Ménage à trois unless you really want an escort
You have no business soliciting a model and asking for no bs especially the way you are
G rated my ass, or rather theirs
"Look at similar profiles" really? I look like a 37yo tranny?
You aren't fooling anyone with that picture of you at 18
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