Things to do before working on your research proposal or Procrastination Station

arrange books
clean desk
create a Pandora radio station
get water and coffee or tea
stretch
arrange notes
return phone calls
check email
walk dog
smoke cigarette

make cookies

fold laundry
walk dog again
write a blog

Italian Dressing at home

INGREDIENTS
1 tablespoon garlic salt
1 tablespoon onion powder
1 tablespoon white sugar
2 tablespoons dried oregano
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon dried thyme
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 tablespoon dried parsley
1/4 teaspoon celery salt
2 tablespoons salt
1 teaspoon chives

DIRECTIONS
In a small bowl, mix together the garlic salt, onion powder, sugar, oregano, pepper, thyme, basil, parsley, celery salt and regular salt. Store in a tightly sealed container.
To prepare dressing, whisk together 1/4 white vinegar, 2/3 cup canola oil, 2 tablespoons water and 2 tablespoons of the dry mix.

These are a few of my favorite things:
Sleeping late
The Good Wife
Lucky Charms
Ladies Night
Law and Order
Wine
Ganster Rap

If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple you're not that hungry.

I have decided to start giving food the dignity it deserves. For the next week I am going to try to eat my meals without doing anything else.

wishlist

my wishlist

I watched AWAY WE GO with my husband last night and fell in love with the movie.

I am officially the popsicle formally known as cat.

Does this work?

Kung FU!

Rules

1.) no coffee after 7
2.) get at least 7 hours of sleep a night
3.) leave the house at least once a day
4.) take medications at the same time each day every day
5.) only drink once no twice a week
6.) no drinking and smoking at the same time

I Die

I love asian teens

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We all have a next-door neighbor and a next-door neighbor story. 
Check out these

Dr. Sketchys

Watch the video!

Hot Models
I want more more more!

one smart kitty get's a puppy

Friday I'm going to the North Shore Animal Leauge to adopt a puppy. Hopefully I can find someone like Delilah:

I love art dolls

Yes Man!

"Have you met my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and your band's MySpace page, and your FaceBook page. Happy networking asshole!" Allison (Zooey Deschanel) in Yes Man

The Secret

I am thin. I am grateful for being thin.
I am wealthy and have an abundance of wealth.
I am grateful for an abundance of Joy and Love.

HMM. . . http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/150-million-battle-to-keep-the-secret/2008/05/17/1210765254572.html

maybe my favorite new site

see more Fail Blog

I knew I loved Torrington CT

Congratulations!

Thoughts on SeekingArrangement.com

Shave that shit off your face

If you respect yourself get rid of the picture of you in your underwear
Admit your not 32

Stop taking myspace-esque photos of yourself with your camera phone
If your over 16 don't ever refer to kissing as making out
If your "married and looking" don't post a picture of yourself
Don''t elude to a Ménage à trois unless you really want an escort
You have no business soliciting a model and asking for no bs especially the way you are
G rated my ass, or rather theirs
"Look at similar profiles" really? I look like a 37yo tranny?

You aren't fooling anyone with that picture of you at 18

Legal Pads

I have terrible anxiety and I've found the only thing that fixes it is carrying around a legal pad and writing down lists. I mean pages of them. I'm even anxious about adopting a puppy, and all I want is a puppy. And a juicer, and lasik. And 16-18 summer dresses. And this book

Grounded

I'm grounding myself until Friday. No phone or internet privileges. Completely out of control.




The things I manage to do while blacked out are mind bottling. Create an email account and password, who knew?

drunk blogging

i mean apparently that's what happened

Hulu

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is fantastic. HULU limits itself to 5 every week. I have a song I just have to remember it.

Hulu

It's changing my life. "It's always sunny in Philadelphia". ALL OF THEM!!

Motorcycles and me

Every time a motorcycle backfires it scares me out of my skin. Whether I'm in the apartment in Brooklyn, or walking on the street, I feel like I'm having a heat attack. I fear this will be my demise.