Thursday, June 11, 2009

Thoughts on SeekingArrangement.com

Shave that shit off your face

If you respect yourself get rid of the picture of you in your underwear
Admit your not 32

Stop taking myspace-esque photos of yourself with your camera phone
If your over 16 don't ever refer to kissing as making out
If your "married and looking" don't post a picture of yourself
Don''t elude to a Ménage à trois unless you really want an escort
You have no business soliciting a model and asking for no bs especially the way you are
G rated my ass, or rather theirs
"Look at similar profiles" really? I look like a 37yo tranny?

You aren't fooling anyone with that picture of you at 18

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